Color commentary from Ramona

Betsy: Ramona, why are the Snoopy, Buzz Lightyear and Abominable Snowman figurines staring at our caterpillars?


Ramona: They're not staring. They're commentating.

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Atticus: Is all this shouting necessary?

Ramona: Shouting exercises not only your vocal chords but your jaw!

(Mary Ellen thinks she's going to be a lawyer.)

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