Caillou, Anne Dissects an Eye, and Welcome to Editing

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No, "Amazon Recommends" -- just because I liked Sponge-Bob Square Pants that does NOT mean I will like Caillou. *No one* likes Caillou.

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Anne-with-an-e, after she got home from Anatomy lab: "I just dissected a cow's eye. I don't think I want to eat jelly for awhile."

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From a boy who used to come to my Writing Group for teens, after his cousin edited and changed a short story: "He mutilated it. But then he made it better."

Welcome to having an editor, sweetie.