Ramona played at a friend's house the other day, and the mom reported the following:Ramona watched in awe as her five-year-old friend, who is just mastering things such as buttering her own bread, put a rather large amount of the stuff on her slice.
"You're gonna die soon," Ramona stated matter-of-factly.
"What?" asked the poor, innocent child.
"All that butter is going to clog your arteries and then you'll have a heart attack and then you'll die soon."
We are so sorry, Poor Innocent Child, that your friend Ramona has middle-aged parents.
5 comments:
Bahahaha!
Ha ha ha!!!! Unfortunately in this house the middle-aged parents are the rather too careless butter eaters, while the teen and pre-teen daughters look on disapprovingy and complain if more than the faintest smear of butter appears on their bread.
rotfl!!! your ramona is precious.
ROFL!
And how did the five-year-old and her mom take it?
I guess you can check off health & nutrition for the day! LOL
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