We were watching Tyler Florence make breakfast, and I was picking up a couple of tips to improve my pancakes (already much beloved by my children but maybe they'll be even fluffier when I first separate and whip the egg whites -- thanks, Tyler) and Ramona said, "Now, he's normal, unlike some people who always match their kitchens."
I was helping Ramona fluff up her pillows in order to elevate her head and help her sleep better (we're battling colds and coughs here) and I said, "How's that? Is your head high enough?"
She considered it for a moment, then seriously pronounced, "I would suggest one more pillow."
Despite her sometimes advanced articulation, Ramona cannot always tell a joke (she gets that from me.) Here's her latest:
"Where were French Fries first made? -- In France, where there are millions of them!"