I have to write everything down lest I forget it.
A daily "To Do" list could conceivably include:
- Breathe. That would be "In ... Out ...."
So, that's why I had a note to myself on the white board in the kitchen one day. Betsy looked at it and said, "Freeze the children? What do you mean by that?"
I glanced at the board.
"Chicken. It says chicken."
Cue Emily Litella.