Saturday, January 16, 2010

I'm So Misunderstood



I have to write everything down lest I forget it.

A daily "To Do" list could conceivably include:

  • Breathe. That would be "In ... Out ...."

So, that's why I had a note to myself on the white board in the kitchen one day. Betsy looked at it and said, "Freeze the children? What do you mean by that?"

I glanced at the board.

"Chicken. It says chicken."

"Oh."

Cue Emily Litella.

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