Betsy: "Ramona, remember that video we made once? You were wearing that frilly white dress and getting married to Pooh Bear? But you kept running away."
Ramona: "I was only three!"
Betsy: "Obviously, though, you didn't want to marry Pooh Bear."
Ramona: "What did Pooh Bear have to offer me?"
Anne-with-an-e and I were reminiscing about her days of orthodontia. The poor girl endured four years of braces and various, accompanying tortures.
"There should've been a rewards program -- I deserved some kind of Orthodontic Rewards Card," she said.
"Hey, Mom, aren't you going to tweet something about me?" asked Betsy.
"Say something witty and I will," I replied.
"'It is better to be without wits than to apply them as you do!'" she quoted at me.
(Quoting Jane Austen and delivering a well-placed shot fits the bill. Well done, you!)