This is my dog:
This is my dog, hoping I will be home soon:
This is the rug by the front door -- that is, this is the rug by the front door if I've been gone for more than five minutes and the dog has had to wrestle the rug into a nest in order to sit
and wait for me.
And, of course, she has had to do that:
Shall we take a closer look? Here it is:
And thus ends the sad tale of Why Karen Can't Have Nice Things.
But that's okay. I don't like to spend too much time worrying about inanimate objects.On the other hand, it would be nice, now and then, to have an accent rug that isn't shredded.