With Apologies to My Readers in France

Ramona: "Mommy, I am in France, and I'm at the most exclusive restaurant. Be my waitress."

Me: "Ok. What can I get for you, Mademoiselle?"

Ramona: "Please take these sunglasses off my face."

Me (dropping character): "Wow. You are one spoiled lady."

Ramona: "Mom. I'm French."