But, then, the kid's got a point.
My order from Dover Books arrived today. Anne-with-an-e handed an "Anne of Green Gables" coloring book to Ramona and said, "Here's your new Anne book. You know that Mom placed an order with Dover. Mom loves Dover. So, you'll no longer be able to go to a good college, and I don't know where your next meal is coming from, but here's your coloring book."