Martha Stewart telling me how to host a cookie swap.
I've never hosted a cookie swap. I don't think I'll ever host a cookie swap.
Just give me your cookies and no one will get hurt.
People who don't like chocolate.
My friend Andrea still laughs at me for the time I served two kinds of cookies (this was not a swap, I'd just been baking): "These are chocolate-chocolate chip cookies, and these are just regular chocolate chip cookies, for people who don't like chocolate." (That is how Andrea tells the story. I maintain that I said, "... for people who don't like chocolate as much.") She roared. She pointed out that people who don't like chocolate might actually prefer a cookie without chocolate. I blinked stupidly. Uncomprehendingly. Huh?
Why is everyone so interested in Tiger Woods?
When people say, "I don't read much."
People who say, "I just never use email."
Yelling at a football game on TV.
Being asked, "What's your five year plan?"