Me: Does anyone else find it disconcerting that the little cemetery is just down the road from that truck driving school?
Anne-with-an-e: Would a vegetarian eat animal crackers?
Me: Where's the balance? When you guys were little, you were dragging me out of bed at 5:30 in the morning. Now I have to drag you out of bed. When will it all balance out?
Betsy: When we're in our 30s and you're too old to care.
Anne-with-an-e: No, it'll balance out when we have kids and they drag us out of bed at 5:30.
Ramona: And now, it's time for our next guest on "The Invisible Show"!
Me (laughing ....) What's the Invisible Show?
Ramona (solemnly whispering): You shouldn't laugh, Mommy. You're the next guest.