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Her First Novel
by James Tate
When Connie finished her novel she came
over to my place to celebrate. I mixed up a
shaker full of Manhattans and we sat out on the
porch. "Here's to… What's the title?" I
asked. "Well, that's a problem. The title's
kind of awful. It's called THE KING OF SLOPS."
"Gosh," I said, "that's unfortunate. I think
you can probably do better than that." We took
a drink and reflected. "It's about a hospital
orderly." "Ouch," I said. "It doesn't sound
very promising, does it?" "Is there a love
angle?" I asked hopefully. "No," she replied,
"everybody hates him. He's a creep." "Then
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Love it! I would read a lot more about writer Connie :)
ReplyDeleteI would too, Tabatha. :)
DeleteHa! I can definitely relate! Big smiles. Thank you! xo
ReplyDeleteYes, can't we all? :D
DeleteWell, one never knows what can happen to an idea, Karen. It's even fun to imagine Tate writing it! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteIt is! :)
DeleteI feel for Connie! Thank you for sharing!
ReplyDeleteRight? :)
DeleteThat is funny, Karen. Thank you for sharing it. A wake, indeed!
ReplyDeleteRIP, Bad Novel. :)
DeleteHmmm, I think after downing a few Manhattans, Connie might be ready to do some editing. ;-D
ReplyDeleteYes, I'd like to read the second draft. :)
DeleteWhat a train wreck! (Hey, maybe she should include a train wreck to lighten things up! HAHA!)
ReplyDeleteIt couldn't hurt. :)
DeleteOh yes... with the good priest, now I'm interested! Sigh...poor Connie...I hope she likes Manhattans!
ReplyDeleteAt least the Manhattans will take the sting out.
DeleteYour chosen poem takes the reader on a spiraling journey. It makes me feel like I should be stifling my laughter, Karen. It's like the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. What a poem though!
ReplyDeleteAlan, love your take on the light at the end of the tunnel. So true! We're cringing, laughing, and then cringing again. :)
DeleteLOL...oh, my goodness. I should have waited until my family woke up and were out of bed before reading this one. It's literally a hoot! Thanks for the fun.
ReplyDeleteI love the image of you laughing out loud as the rest of the family sleeps, Linda. :D
DeleteWhat a wonderful surprise ending. Chuckles, for sure!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it, Margaret!
DeleteLove it! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure, and thanks for stopping by, Rose!
DeleteFunny and true. Thanks for sharing. Also, I commend you for your post. I have to learn to write/post more like this...I get too long winded. Thanks, again.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles Karen, poor Connie…
ReplyDeleteKaren, leave it to you to find us a poem that has such a funny twisted plot. Marrying a corpse is a new one in the oddity lists. I have to say that this poem is one big hoot with a laughable ending.
ReplyDeleteThis slayed me! So specific and surprising and odd yet oddly perfect. Thank you for sharing it, Karen. Happy week ahead! xo, a.
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