Ramona had her stuffed Piglet climb the bunk bed frame last night.
"I'm going to be," huffed Piglet as he climbed, "in the history books with Hercules, Socrates, and Plato!"
"Well, of course, Hercules wasn't actually a real person," I said. The muscle behind Piglet's daring feat suppressed a laugh.
"Well, then," puffed Piglet in reply, as he stretched his tiny stuffed limb out to grasp the next rail, "I'm going into the history books with Socrates and Plato!"
"Who aren't actually remembered for their athletic abilities," I inserted. "Known a little more for the mental processes, Piglet."
"Okay!" said Piglet, "I know! Whatever! I'm going in the history books!"
Go for it, Piglet.
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