Ramona played at a friend's house the other day, and the mom reported the following:
Ramona watched in awe as her five-year-old friend, who is just mastering things such as buttering her own bread, put a rather large amount of the stuff on her slice.
"You're gonna die soon," Ramona stated matter-of-factly.
"What?" asked the poor, innocent child.
"All that butter is going to clog your arteries and then you'll have a heart attack and then you'll die soon."
We are so sorry, Poor Innocent Child, that your friend Ramona has middle-aged parents.