Sunday, November 01, 2009

Ramona, Lunch Nazi

Ramona played at a friend's house the other day, and the mom reported the following:

Ramona watched in awe as her five-year-old friend, who is just mastering things such as buttering her own bread, put a rather large amount of the stuff on her slice.

"You're gonna die soon," Ramona stated matter-of-factly.

"What?" asked the poor, innocent child.

"All that butter is going to clog your arteries and then you'll have a heart attack and then you'll die soon."

We are so sorry, Poor Innocent Child, that your friend Ramona has middle-aged parents.


Theresa said...


The Bookworm said...

Ha ha ha!!!! Unfortunately in this house the middle-aged parents are the rather too careless butter eaters, while the teen and pre-teen daughters look on disapprovingy and complain if more than the faintest smear of butter appears on their bread.

stef said...

rotfl!!! your ramona is precious.

Love2Learn Mom said...


Connie's Daughter said...

And how did the five-year-old and her mom take it?

I guess you can check off health & nutrition for the day! LOL