Betsy: Mom, we have a problem with Ramona.
Me: What is it?
Betsy: She thinks all Austrians are bad.
Me: What? Why?
Betsy: Because Hitler was Austrian. Now she thinks all Austrians are bad.
Me: (uproarious laughter)
Betsy: Mom! This is not funny! She's prejudiced!
Me: (getting hold of myself) Okay, okay. I'll talk to her.
Betsy: Thank you. Now we can go back to playing Ann Estelle.