Ramona likes to pretend she is starring in a commercial.
See what homeschooling can do? Doesn't that make you want to homeschool? Yes, you too can raise children who aspire to be Billy Mays. But, wait! Homeschool now, and we'll double the offer! Begin homeschooling right now, and your children will want to be Billy Mays, and a game show host! But you must act now!
The other day, Ramona presented this commercial to me:
"Are you tired of having a messy face? Well, just try the new Mr. Magic Face Erase Face Cleaner. Just clean your face with it and -- voila -- no more food anywhere!"
And you thought homeschooling was only good for socialization.