Ramona (offering me some plastic food): Mommy, do you want a cracker?
Me: No, thank you.
Ramona: They are strawberry crackers! Now do you want one?
Me: Oh? Strawberry crackers? Well, that's different. Yes, I think I'd like one.
Ramona: And, if we double the offer, you'll receive ...
Betsy: Mo-o-o-om! She's been watching too much TV!